Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

(1) STRAPON.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

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“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(1) XNXX

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

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AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(3) XHAMSTER

(3) VIBRATOR.

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

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IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

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SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

(2) DILDO.

(2) YOUPORN.

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

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FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

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(5) LINGERIE.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

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FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

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##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

(4) CONDOM.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.